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10.06.2025 00:27

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Still no good
Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I can not sleep. what is the problem?
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
No way
What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Coco Gauff tops Aryna Sabalenka to give the French Open an American champion - The Washington Post
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Are Indian youths conservative or liberal?
Just Forget it!
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
How Creatine Became So Popular With Women - WSJ
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
ABC News anchor David Muir reveals how he feels about his 'Daddy' status - Entertainment Weekly
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Scientists Uncover Giant Spiders That Once Terrorized Jurassic Earth - The Daily Galaxy
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Weight loss connected to nerve cells in the brain, study finds - The Brighter Side of News